All former Shaolin monks, the members of the NJ-based Stegosaurus Rex established a covenant in January of 2021. In it they swore allegiance to the Earth Federation and vowed to spread the good word of VGM and anime. Anyone standing in opposition to these values was to be considered an enemy who should be punished with a series of physics-defying bicycle kicks to the face. As the only surviving heirs to the Urkel fortune, they used their wealth to purchase radical instruments and a castle to be used as a practice space. Shortly thereafter, they began to rock.

So the band was born... and they sucked. In order to gain supreme musical powers, they broke into a secret government base in hopes of being captured and experimented upon. Conveniently (and unexpectedly), this plan worked. After being injected with every vaccine known to man, David became the knower of all things; Jarret discovered he could sing in Japanese; Corey learned to move his arms at hypersonic speeds; and Eric began dropping divebombs that literally destroyed cities. With their newfound powers, they began recording their first album in June of 2021. The album would be called Kidō Senshi G-URKEL 0089 STARDUST MATTERS. Even before its release, it was widely acknowledged as the greatest album of all time.